Given my oath to keep everyone informed when something is going viral on the Internets, the picture above is the latest thing driving people outside their minds.  What the hell is going on here?  Someone is missing a pair of legs, and damned if I can tell if it is girl #2, or girl #3.  Is the picture even real, or photoshopped?  All kinds of theories floating around out there.  Click “read more” to find out the truth, or don’t, your call.

The mystery was solved this morning on Fox News, because those idiots obviously have nothing left to do after successfully destroying America.  See here.  I guess we can add sitting on a couch in a basement in Wisconsin to the list of ways to get internet famous.  What a world.