Seadick just invented a new feature for Monkey with a Gun that he calls “Wall Posters,” where you post a famous poster of a hot babe that we had hanging on our wall in our younger days, and then follow up with a picture of where she is now. As I often say, I have never had an original idea in my life, but I know a great idea when I hear one. Continue reading
Welcome back to our new feature that I invented yesterday to help us get through the next couple weeks, that time of year after the Super Bowl that is recognized throughout the world as the absolute worst time of year. The time of year when the days just keep getting shorter, and everyone stresses about their March Madness picks, but can’t do anything about it because the bracket isn’t even determined yet. The time of year when the stock of the companies that sell anti-depressants skyrockets at least 35%, and everyone stockpiles gold, bullets and gasoline in preparation for the coming apocalypse. You could hold me underwater until I thought of something good to say about this time of year, but I would just thrash around like a fish out of water, except the opposite, because fish breathe water and I breathe air. Continue reading
“Marriage responds to the universal fear that a lonely person might call out and find no one there.” – Justice Anthony Kennedy, Obergefell v. Hodges Continue reading
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