Although the String may be real time, the Monkey with a Gun blog certainly is not. Time to catch up on some things we missed while Donald Trump was destroying America. Glad to have Seadick back in the game, and looking forward to some quality drunken content from Irish Jesus.
As the resident expert on age appropriate smokes, it is my responsibility to drop this masterpiece in everyone’s eyeball. If you turn the volume all the way down, this is just a great video. Fergie and her hot mom friends basically just dance around and pour milk on themselves and tease the milkman with their Fergaliciousness. Genius!
Fergie, age 41, turns in a great performance, per usual.
Also in the over 40 wheelhouse is Amber Valetta, who Wikipedia tells me is 42, a model (duh) and the star of the blockbuster megahits What Lies Beneath, Gamer and Dead Silence, among others.