And Herein I Present the Greatest Story Ever Told About a Scholar Who Gets to Class on Time

Alotta guys out there saying that 80% of life is just showing up.  That may be true, but there’s another 20% to work with, and I’m gonna split it evenly between showing up ON TIME and being able to tell a great fucking story.  Well this dude DR[sigma]W gets a 100% on that scale.  Shows up, on time and tweets out the play-by-play when another guy shows up and the “Brady Bunch” asks DR[sigma]W to give up his seat.  It’s like a Seinfeld episode with racial overtones, and by racial overtones I mean the scholar DR[sigma]W turns it into a hilarious racial situation.  And if you don’t think this is hilarious, well, you might just be a Trump voter.

“I won’t say a hero, cause what’s a hero?  But sometimes there’s a man for his time and place.” – The Stranger, The Big Lebowski  

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Ok, call me a liberal, but I don’t think any white person ever asks a black person to give up any seat, ever, in any situation.  That’s just history, you guys.  I don’t care if a white great-grandma with a wooden leg shows up at Cracker Barrel and Dennis Rodman is hogging a rocker out front.  Kind of a flash point, and you just don’t go there.  Would be like asking a black guy to help carry some chains.  Not cool.  Maybe I’m overly sensitive to it, but I even get a little uncomfortable when Jake grabs the front seat in the Escalade and makes the linemen crowd into the back on the way to football camp.  But that’s me. 

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He ruined the Beatles reunion.  That doesn’t even make sense, but its hilarious.

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So what happened on Thursday?

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“Trying so hard to be great but alas, I’m locked out.  What luck I have?  Sir thank you.”  Damn Shakespeare, this guy.  And here’s our hero chillin before class on Thursday.  Well done sir, well done.

 

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