That would be me I guess. SeaDick is on the right side of the ledga boys and girls with an impressive sweep of both games last night to even the standings at 2-2. Well, maybe more lucky than good, but just like my golf game, I’ll take it. Now that the real tourney has started, not the “First Four” (More like the “No One is Watching These Games Four.” It took me like 10 minutes to even find the right channel. TruTv? WTF?) we can get down to the real wagering. Kool and I spent a good 30 minutes last night picking today’s games and I think I am going to absolutely own his ass today. Not literally of course, but you knew what I meant. Like Mongo says, “I know that you know that I know that you know that I know.” Cawk. Anyway, here’s today’s picks: Continue reading
Author: SeaDick
March Fooking Madness Update
Time for a March Fooking Madness Update. We’ll be using MFMU for short I think. In any event, it wasn’t the greatest start from my perspective, but I am sure Kool is cackling in his lair this morning contemplating whether he really can go 69-0. How great is it by the way that there are 69 games? Childish? Yes. Funny? Hell yes. But once again I digress. Continue reading
March Fooking Madness
No, I’m not talking about the current presidential primaries. That’s more like lunacy or a clown show. I’m talking about the best time of the year for a sports fan, the NCAA Men’s basketball tournament. The time when more than $1.7 Billion in worker productivity will be lost while we all fill out our brackets, watch the games on our computers and generally ignore the rest of the world. Continue reading
Point/Counterpoint
In an effort to share our collective wisdom, Pipes and I are going to start a live stream of political discourse. If you haven’t figured it out yet, Pipes is, how do I describe it? A little left of center? Yeah, that’s it. Maybe I should just say that he’s a Hillary fanboy. As for myself, I like to describe myself as socially liberal, fiscally conservative. Not quite a Libertarian, but whatever floats your boat is okay with me as long as it doesn’t sink mine. I’m sure Pipes will have a different way of describing that, but I started the post, so I get first shot.
Here’s the first point of discussion that we started elsewhere, but still needs some fleshing out:
Who is more deluded, those supporting the Narcissist (I refuse to use that loser’s name) or those following Bernie?
Pipes, you ignorant slut, you can start. Continue reading
SeaDick’s Songs for the String
This one’s for you. You know who you are.
Important Update
My sincerest apologies to all our fans for my complete brain fart yesterday. For some reason, I thought we should name our newest feature “Holy Shit.” That is an obvious mistake as anyone who follows the Monkey, or the String, knows that the appropriate title should be “Did You Guys See That?” in honor of Gnoobs uncanny ability to pull an improbable golf shot out of his nether regions, which usually results in his breaking the spirit of his opponents. After all, that’s where Monkey With a Gun originated. Giving Gnoobs a hybrid is like giving a monkey a gun. Usually bad shit happens, but every once in a while, something remarkable happens. It’s those moments that prompt the “Did You Guys See That?”
We apologize for the error.
String Quote of the Week
“No one ever got laid from playing cornhole. That is known. So I don’t play.”
— Pipes
Did you Guys See That? — Steph Curry
32 feet.
Did You Guys See That?– Candide Thovex
Please see the Important Update above.
So I ran across this video the other day and it’s too good not to share. As you know, we here at the Monkey are all about over sharing. That’s why I created a new recurring feature entitled “Holy Shit.” I think that’s pretty self-explanatory, so check this nut job (sorry Mongo) out:
Wall Posters — Special Springsteen Edition
As you know, Pipes took to the road yesterday to see the Boss in Louisville. You can get all the details below from his live blog. His trip got me thinking about this girl though:
That’s right it’s Courtney Cox in Springsteen’s Dancing in the Dark video. Continue reading
Monkey With A Gun 