So on my way to get some caffeine this morning I encountered the protesters outside Planned Parenthood, and by on my way I mean about a mile out of my way so that I could hassle the protesters outside Planned Parenthood. I was hoping there would be a bunch of hot babes counter protesting with whom I could join ranks and chant along, maybe even get a pink stocking cap. But alas, what luck have I? It was just me on the side of all that is right and good, so I did my best under the circumstances. Am I a hero? Who’s to say. But yes, yes I am.
Allow me to be the first to say that my protest game definitely needs some work. I don’t have any catchy slogans, and the camera work is awful. “There are 15 of you and millions of me.” That doesn’t even make sense. All I really did was tell some Trump voters to go home and that god isn’t real. Probably going to hell for that. Well, whatever, it’s a start, and I’m in the protest game now. So stay tuned.