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Important Update
My sincerest apologies to all our fans for my complete brain fart yesterday. For some reason, I thought we should name our newest feature “Holy Shit.” That is an obvious mistake as anyone who follows the Monkey, or the String, knows that the appropriate title should be “Did You Guys See That?” in honor of Gnoobs uncanny ability to pull an improbable golf shot out of his nether regions, which usually results in his breaking the spirit of his opponents. After all, that’s where Monkey With a Gun originated. Giving Gnoobs a hybrid is like giving a monkey a gun. Usually bad shit happens, but every once in a while, something remarkable happens. It’s those moments that prompt the “Did You Guys See That?”
We apologize for the error.
String Quote of the Week
“No one ever got laid from playing cornhole. That is known. So I don’t play.”
— Pipes
Wall Posters – Farrah Fawcett
Seadick just invented a new feature for Monkey with a Gun that he calls “Wall Posters,” where you post a famous poster of a hot babe that we had hanging on our wall in our younger days, and then follow up with a picture of where she is now. As I often say, I have never had an original idea in my life, but I know a great idea when I hear one. Continue reading
No One Ever Changed Their Mind Because of Your Facebook Post
You know who you are. Cut it out. That is all.
Feel the Burn
Bad news for Bern. That well-known right wing rag, the NY Times, quoting died in the wool conservative economists like Austan Goolsbee and Paul Krugman, says his healthcare plans will cost $30 trillion.
That’s with a “T” as in Titanic or ‘no fooking way.
The Narcissist is also mentioned. His bullshit plans are almost as bad. $15 Trillion over 10 years. He is many things – liar, blowhard, braggart, asshole, etc. – but a conservative he is not. Maybe he will get Mexico to pay for it.
SeaDick is in the House — Time for this Joint to get fair and balanced!
SeaDick here. I’ve been loving the posts from Pipes, but as you have undoubtedly noticed he leans a little to the left. Since I lean a little to the right (fiscal conservative, social liberal, so don’t get you panties in a bunch thinking I’m a Cruz fan or something) I thought I would jump on here occasionally to add a little balance.
Don’t go expecting me to be as prolific as Pipes (I have a real job), but I will try to provide the counter-point to his point (“Pipes, you ignorant slut”). I’m going to add a couple of regular features, such as the “String Pic of the Week” and “Proof That The Main Stream Media is a Working Arm of the Democratic Party.” Should be fun. As the String is want to say, “What Could Go Wrong?”
Top X Eagles Songs
RIP, Glenn Frey and with him, The Eagles. “We may lose and we may win, but we will never be here again.” Continue reading
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