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Month: May 2016

Prince was AWOL from USA for Africa

May 21, 2016May 21, 2016 / Idyt / Leave a comment

I’ve waited long enough to point out this obvious fact.  Yes, Prince was a legend, had some epic tunes, gave us one of the defining albums of the 80’s and died WAY too young.  But let’s be honest.  Prince wasn’t there when America needed him most. Continue reading →

WWMD – Cubs v. Giants, Sat May 21

May 21, 2016 / SeaDick / 3 Comments

Let’s get Moe some run support today.

Wiffle Ball is Fun, But GMAFB

May 21, 2016May 21, 2016 / Idyt / Leave a comment

Ran across this on the Internets today and got so pissed off I couldn’t see straight.  Can a professional baseball player hit one of the “best” wiffle ball pitchers?  Really?  Give me a fucking break.  This is so fucking stupid, I don’t even know where to begin. Continue reading →

WWMD – Cubs v. Giants, Fri. May 20

May 20, 2016May 20, 2016 / SeaDick / 3 Comments

Either Pipes’ ADHD has kicked in or he has conceded that he will never figure out what is inside Joe’s head as he has apparently abdicated the responsibility to publish the WWMD posts.  Never fear intrepid gambler, I am here to help.  You know what to do.

WWMD – Cubs v. Brewers, Thur. May 19

May 19, 2016May 19, 2016 / SeaDick / Leave a comment

Pipes is slacking so I am filling in.

NEVER MIND, IT’S A DAY GAME.

WWMD – Cubs v. Brewers, Wed. May 18

May 18, 2016 / SeaDick / 2 Comments

I’m pinch hitting for Pipes again today as he is busy celebrating his freedom.  You know what to do.

WWMD – Cubs v. Brewers, Tue. May 17

May 17, 2016May 17, 2016 / Idyt / 2 Comments

Opening game of the series against the Milwaukee Alcoholics.  You know how this works, but if not, official rules HERE.

WWMD – Pirates v. Cubs, Sun May 15

May 15, 2016May 15, 2016 / SeaDick / 2 Comments

Special SeaDick birthday edition. Look for me in the front row wearing my “Try Not to Suck” shirt.

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Viral Alert – Here Come Dat Boi!!

May 13, 2016May 13, 2016 / Idyt / Leave a comment

Dat Boi

Just a quick heads up on the latest meme that is breaking the internets–Dat Boi!!!  If you see a picture of a frog riding a unicycle, that frog has a name, and the name is “Dat Boi.” Continue reading →

WWMD – Pirates v. Cubs, Sat May 14

May 13, 2016May 13, 2016 / Idyt / 3 Comments

5-14 Padres v Cubs

You know the drill.  Submit your guess in the Comments as to the Cubs lineup, including field position and lineup order, for the Pirates v. Cubs game at Wrigley on Saturday, May 14 at 1:20.

Cost to enter is $1.00.  Keep track of what you owe me, or vice versa.

All the rules are HERE.

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