A recent exchange on the String —

Angry:  “Shot gunned pre pick up to String – Bitches.”

Gramps:  “Anyone care to translate?”

IJ:  “Angry slammed a beer before picking up [his son].”

“Bitches”

“and toasted to the string”

Kool:  “Well done IJ”

Gramps: ” IJ FTW”

IJ:  “I speak Angrish”

Angry:  “How hard is that to conceive? Aside from it being absurdly wrong and backwards.”

IJ:  “like pig latin but sideways”

To paraphrase a famous movie quote:  “You want him on the Blog.  You need him on the Blog.”