Trying my best not to be a whiny little bitch about all this, and maybe even get some laughs out of it somehow, but Jesus Fucking Christ you guys, the white supremacists are declaring “We did it!”  WTF?!?!?  If that doesn’t give you pause while celebrating your upcoming tax break, well, Gob* help you.  

Hard not to slip into a pit of liberal despair over all this, if we are being honest with one another.  But you can’t be this person.  You just can’t.  That’s what they want.  They love nothing more than drinking liberal tears.  Can’t give them that.

Well, WTF can you do?  It is what it is.  Might as well have some laughs over it.

And laugh we will.  I will rub thier noses in every fucking stupid thing their orange reality show clown does for the the next four years.  Actually can’t wait.  Although young children will be dying in the streets for want of vaccination, I will have my revenge, in this life or the next, by daily pointing out the stupidity and misdeeds of THEIR president.  I shall be relentless in my pursuit, passionately dogged, to the point of annoyance.  As the renowned blogger the Geriatric Genius (see here) noted of their ways, I will excel “at the type of facile conjectures their ignorant onlookers take unique delight in.”  Fuck ’em.  This is war, they drew first blood, and we shall enjoy the battle.

Meantime, embrace the pain, as I have, with some Pink Floyd on repeat, suffering premonitions and confirming suspicions of the holocaust to come.  Enjoy.  Or don’t.  I couldn’t give a shit. 

 

• Gob isn’t real  Sorry.