
So Seadick texted the above graph on The String this morning, with the caption “Pipes, holy fook.” I’m not worried. Not in the slightest. Continue reading

So Seadick texted the above graph on The String this morning, with the caption “Pipes, holy fook.” I’m not worried. Not in the slightest. Continue reading

Joe definitely mixed things up yesterday with Rizzo batting second and Ceasar in the lineup. What will he do today with the Cubs traveling to St. Louis and Lackey on the mound. Well, he better do something because the Cubs have lost two in a row. Continue reading
This might be the dumbest thing to ever set the Internet on fire. Yes, even dumber than Dat Boi.* Well, whatever, I took an oath to let you guys know when something was going viral, and this video is definitely going viral. What a world. Continue reading

WASHINGTON, DC – JUNE 05: Manager Joe Maddon #70 of the Chicago Cubs looks on before a baseball game against the Washington Nationals at Nationals Park on June 5, 2015 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Mitchell Layton/Getty Images)
First off, thanks to Seadick for stepping in and getting the WWMD posted the last several games. I’ve been slacking off lately on the blogging, but making a comeback this weekend. But there is no “I” in blogging, and that’s what teammates are for.
Anyway, what the hell is Joe going to do today? How will he break the Cubs’ slump? (And by slump I mean they lost last night.) Looks like Heyward will be out for 3-5 games, so the lineup is anyone’s guess. Oh well, give it your best shot.
Speaking of Heyward, did you see that catch? Ridiculous.
Maybe not the smartest thing I’ve ever done.
I’ve waited long enough to point out this obvious fact. Yes, Prince was a legend, had some epic tunes, gave us one of the defining albums of the 80’s and died WAY too young. But let’s be honest. Prince wasn’t there when America needed him most. Continue reading
Ran across this on the Internets today and got so pissed off I couldn’t see straight. Can a professional baseball player hit one of the “best” wiffle ball pitchers? Really? Give me a fucking break. This is so fucking stupid, I don’t even know where to begin. Continue reading
Opening game of the series against the Milwaukee Alcoholics. You know how this works, but if not, official rules HERE.

Just a quick heads up on the latest meme that is breaking the internets–Dat Boi!!! If you see a picture of a frog riding a unicycle, that frog has a name, and the name is “Dat Boi.” Continue reading