If you are looking for proof that 9 and 10 year old boys are gullible little idiots, then look no further than this video. You can basically tell them anything, make up any kind of fanciful tale in the world, and they will believe it. If you are coaching them in Mustang baseball, and want to win, you have to take advantage of this fact, which we did. Continue reading
Sports
MFMU — Brains Beats Morans Every Time
In hindsight I guess I should have seen it coming. The hints where there. A 12 always beats a 5. The game was in Providence, RI. The favorite was in the Big 12, which Kool says is weak other than Kansas. The underdog is playing with a chip on its shoulder because it’s captain was expelled following a controversial sexual assault allegation (http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/15/sports/basketball/yale-basketball-captain-says-he-was-wrongfully-expelled.html?_r=0) and the average IQ of the two teams probably has a 30 point differential. Now sometimes brawn beats brains, but when one of the brawns decides it’s a good idea to try to go behind the back in the middle of traffic in the lane with 3 seconds to go and down by 2 . . . well, you know what happened. Continue reading
MFMU — Who Didn’t Have Faith in Michigan?
That would be me I guess. SeaDick is on the right side of the ledga boys and girls with an impressive sweep of both games last night to even the standings at 2-2. Well, maybe more lucky than good, but just like my golf game, I’ll take it. Now that the real tourney has started, not the “First Four” (More like the “No One is Watching These Games Four.” It took me like 10 minutes to even find the right channel. TruTv? WTF?) we can get down to the real wagering. Kool and I spent a good 30 minutes last night picking today’s games and I think I am going to absolutely own his ass today. Not literally of course, but you knew what I meant. Like Mongo says, “I know that you know that I know that you know that I know.” Cawk. Anyway, here’s today’s picks: Continue reading
March Fooking Madness Update
Time for a March Fooking Madness Update. We’ll be using MFMU for short I think. In any event, it wasn’t the greatest start from my perspective, but I am sure Kool is cackling in his lair this morning contemplating whether he really can go 69-0. How great is it by the way that there are 69 games? Childish? Yes. Funny? Hell yes. But once again I digress. Continue reading
The 2016 Minnesota High School Hockey Hair Awards just dropped, you guys
Less than twelve hours after I provided advance notice, that dude up in Minnesota has dropped his 2016 Minnesota High School Hockey Hair Awards. The video is 8 minutes of hilarity, per usual. Some great Minnesota stuff too this year, like butter sculptures and a restaurant with all you can drink milk. Definitely above average, like all the kids in Minnesota. Continue reading
Minnesota Hockey Hair
I am blogging this topic for one reason and one reason only, and that is to get the drop on SeaDick. In the next few days, some dude up in Minnesota will drop a video that he will call the 2016 Minnesota State High School All Hockey Hair Team. It will be hilarious, and strange, and it will come close to breaking the internets. Continue reading
Daughter or Date?
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We have a new family game that, if I had to predict, might go viral and take down the internets. The new game is called Daughter or Date?
The way Daughter or Date? is played is whenever you are out in public and see an old guy and a young girl, you have to try and guess if the girl is the guy’s daughter, or the guy’s date. You look for clues one way or the other, and it is not uncommon to take a secret photo and then send it around the family string to get everyone’s opinion. Epic new game, with lots of strategery involved. Continue reading
Did you Guys See That? — Steph Curry
32 feet.
Did You Guys See That?– Candide Thovex
Please see the Important Update above.
So I ran across this video the other day and it’s too good not to share. As you know, we here at the Monkey are all about over sharing. That’s why I created a new recurring feature entitled “Holy Shit.” I think that’s pretty self-explanatory, so check this nut job (sorry Mongo) out:
Another Sign of the Impending Apocalypse — Cucumber Beer
I think that most of you know that we here at the Monkey are big fans of Beer. I’m pretty sure that AB/InBev is about to award IJ a lifetime achievement medal to go along with his Hall of Fame induction in 1998 with Mongo about to receive his own HOF induction any day now. Oops, stand by, the ADHD just kicked in and I’m going to go on a little beer tangent before I get back to fooking cucumber beer, so grab a frosty one and buckle up. Continue reading
Monkey With A Gun 