This one’s for you. You know who you are.
Important Update
My sincerest apologies to all our fans for my complete brain fart yesterday. For some reason, I thought we should name our newest feature “Holy Shit.” That is an obvious mistake as anyone who follows the Monkey, or the String, knows that the appropriate title should be “Did You Guys See That?” in honor of Gnoobs uncanny ability to pull an improbable golf shot out of his nether regions, which usually results in his breaking the spirit of his opponents. After all, that’s where Monkey With a Gun originated. Giving Gnoobs a hybrid is like giving a monkey a gun. Usually bad shit happens, but every once in a while, something remarkable happens. It’s those moments that prompt the “Did You Guys See That?”
We apologize for the error.
String Quote of the Week
“No one ever got laid from playing cornhole. That is known. So I don’t play.”
— Pipes
Did you Guys See That? — Steph Curry
32 feet.
Did You Guys See That?– Candide Thovex
Please see the Important Update above.
So I ran across this video the other day and it’s too good not to share. As you know, we here at the Monkey are all about over sharing. That’s why I created a new recurring feature entitled “Holy Shit.” I think that’s pretty self-explanatory, so check this nut job (sorry Mongo) out:
Wall Posters — Special Springsteen Edition
As you know, Pipes took to the road yesterday to see the Boss in Louisville. You can get all the details below from his live blog. His trip got me thinking about this girl though:
That’s right it’s Courtney Cox in Springsteen’s Dancing in the Dark video. Continue reading
Live Blog – Springsteen Concert
When I left Bloomington today I took a wrong turn and I just kept going. Ended up in Louisville, where there is apparently a Springsteen concert tonight. Might as well stick around and see what’s up. And since I’m by myself, might as well blog it. Continue reading
Wall Posters — Cindy Crawford
It’s time for another installment in our award winning series (relic lover Angry says it’s “awesome” so that’s good enough for me) Wall Posters. Today we celebrate the 50th birthday of Illinois native, Cindy Crawford.
It was the mole right? You can admit it fellas. That’s what you all focused on wasn’t it? Well, I’m happy to report that she still has it – – And I’m not just talking about the mole!
Another Sign of the Impending Apocalypse — Cucumber Beer
I think that most of you know that we here at the Monkey are big fans of Beer. I’m pretty sure that AB/InBev is about to award IJ a lifetime achievement medal to go along with his Hall of Fame induction in 1998 with Mongo about to receive his own HOF induction any day now. Oops, stand by, the ADHD just kicked in and I’m going to go on a little beer tangent before I get back to fooking cucumber beer, so grab a frosty one and buckle up. Continue reading
Golf Course Review — Shadow Creek
Whenever the String starts planning a trip to Vegas, golf invariably enters the discussion. It usually gets dismissed pretty quickly because, as IJ is want to say, “You can’t serve two masters.” And when it comes to Vegas and IJ, the master serving a steady stream of buds while allowing him to preach his unique brand of wisdom to four or five other people at the Blackjack table 18 hours at a stretch is pretty damn persuasive. Continue reading
Monkey With A Gun 