In case you missed it in all the other political excitement this week, Justice Clarence Thomas asked a question of a lawyer during oral argument at the Supreme Court this week. Thomas’ questioning was a big deal because he had not asked a question during oral argument in TEN YEARS. What inspired him to speak up? The answer to that question shows exactly where we are on gun rights, and why the current fight for the next Supreme Court justice is so important. Continue reading
I am blogging this topic for one reason and one reason only, and that is to get the drop on SeaDick. In the next few days, some dude up in Minnesota will drop a video that he will call the 2016 Minnesota State High School All Hockey Hair Team. It will be hilarious, and strange, and it will come close to breaking the internets. Continue reading
We have a new family game that, if I had to predict, might go viral and take down the internets. The new game is called Daughter or Date?
The way Daughter or Date? is played is whenever you are out in public and see an old guy and a young girl, you have to try and guess if the girl is the guy’s daughter, or the guy’s date. You look for clues one way or the other, and it is not uncommon to take a secret photo and then send it around the family string to get everyone’s opinion. Epic new game, with lots of strategery involved. Continue reading
Welcome back to the world famous daily blog we call Blonde Tracks, which used to be called Lost Tracks, but now is called Blonde Tracks. These Blonde Tracks help us to get through what everyone recognizes is the absolute worst time of the year–that time of the year after the Super Bowl and before March Madness starts when there is no excuse whatsoever to drink, but you drink anyway, so you look like a damn alcoholic. You could withhold the Bud Light and only allow me to drink warm cucumber beer until I named a worse time of year, and although I would certainly cite the Reinheitsgebot in protest, I’d be drinking cucumber beer, I guess. Continue reading
Like me, SeaDick is an astute follower of the political scene, as you can probably tell if you read this blog. Where I lean a little to the left, SeaDick leans a little to the right. He denies he is a Republican, and who wouldn’t deny being a Republican with the shitshow that they are putting on these days. Instead, SeaDick says he is “socially liberal, fiscally conservative,” which probably means he doesn’t hate the gays and the Muslims, but is selfish with his tax dollars. I call that the reasonable wing of the Republican party, because their position at least makes sense. Although heartless and cruel, they are at least intellectually respectable in my book, and tend to deal in facts, at least until you mention climate change. Continue reading
In an effort to share our collective wisdom, Pipes and I are going to start a live stream of political discourse. If you haven’t figured it out yet, Pipes is, how do I describe it? A little left of center? Yeah, that’s it. Maybe I should just say that he’s a Hillary fanboy. As for myself, I like to describe myself as socially liberal, fiscally conservative. Not quite a Libertarian, but whatever floats your boat is okay with me as long as it doesn’t sink mine. I’m sure Pipes will have a different way of describing that, but I started the post, so I get first shot.
Here’s the first point of discussion that we started elsewhere, but still needs some fleshing out:
Who is more deluded, those supporting the Narcissist (I refuse to use that loser’s name) or those following Bernie?
Pipes, you ignorant slut, you can start. Continue reading
This one’s for you. You know who you are.
Monkey With A Gun 