Kicking off the Blonde Tracks a few days early this year because, well, you guys need to be put on notice of a certain situation that happened last night. And it happened to a blonde, who just happens to sing while being hot, and everything else in the world pretty much sucks. So I decided, what the hell, let’s just kickoff the Blonde Tracks a few days early this year.
As the long time followers of MWAG know, the Blonde Tracks are an award winning feature that helps us get through what is universally recognized as the worst time of the year–that time of year after the Super Bowl (approximately) and before March Madness starts, when you get depressed because football is over and there is nothing fun to do that doesn’t involve being cold, baseball is still a couple months away and there are no good sports to watch that don’t totally blow, and which also includes Valentines Day, which is a real holiday but is stupid, see here, and this year, I am sure, will be an epic disaster of nightmare proportions. If you texted mean and spiteful messages to me until I named a time of year that sucked more, well, I hope you have Ultra-Rapid Cycling Bipolar Disorder so that you can keep coming up with new and hateful things to say every goddamn day because I could not name a worse time of year.
Anyhoo, Britney is leading off the Blonde Tracks this year due to a uniform malfunction at her Vegas show last night. Really an unfortunate malfunction, but Britney handles it like the pro that she is and does not miss a beat. Gotta respect that.
Britney, 35, has had some ups and downs over the years, of course, but Vegas seems to be treating her well these day. Better than this anyway.