Pipes is slacking so I am filling in.
NEVER MIND, IT’S A DAY GAME.
Pipes is slacking so I am filling in.
NEVER MIND, IT’S A DAY GAME.
I’m pinch hitting for Pipes again today as he is busy celebrating his freedom. You know what to do.
Opening game of the series against the Milwaukee Alcoholics. You know how this works, but if not, official rules HERE.
Special SeaDick birthday edition. Look for me in the front row wearing my “Try Not to Suck” shirt.


Just a quick heads up on the latest meme that is breaking the internets–Dat Boi!!! If you see a picture of a frog riding a unicycle, that frog has a name, and the name is “Dat Boi.” Continue reading

You know the drill. Submit your guess in the Comments as to the Cubs lineup, including field position and lineup order, for the Pirates v. Cubs game at Wrigley on Saturday, May 14 at 1:20.
Cost to enter is $1.00. Keep track of what you owe me, or vice versa.
All the rules are HERE.

You know the drill. Submit your guess in the Comments as to the Cubs lineup, including field position and lineup order, for the Pirates game at Wrigley on Friday, May 13 at 1:20.
Cost to enter is $1.00. Keep track of what you owe me, or vice versa.
All the rules are HERE.
Got an invite from Kool Gregg a couple weeks ago to join his A+ crew at the Kentucky Derby. Haven’t been to the Derby since 1995 for Ratt’s bachelor party, so absolutely had to be here. Killer time so far I guess.
Kool claims Derby weekend is the best sporting event of the year. Better than the Super Bowl, NCAA championship, World Series, etc. My first thought, that’s ridiculous! Better than the Super Bowl?!? I’ve been to the Super Bowl, and it’s awesome! The Colts lost, and it was still awesome. How could a bunch of animals running in a circle compare to that?
But after the first day, I’m coming around to Kool’s way of thinking. Continue reading

WASHINGTON, DC – JUNE 05: Manager Joe Maddon #70 of the Chicago Cubs looks on before a baseball game against the Washington Nationals at Nationals Park on June 5, 2015 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Mitchell Layton/Getty Images)
Seadick and I came up with a new game today that will probably go viral and break the Internets. The game is called WWMD, or What Will Maddon Do? Continue reading
Indiana is shaping up to be a key state in the Republican primary this year. Trump can pretty much finish off Lyin’ Ted Cruz next Tuesday with a win in Indiana, so both candidates are hitting Indiana hard this week. Trump is coming to Indiana today to receive the endorsement of Bobby Knight, which is an absolutely brilliant move because the dumbest people in Indiana are IU fans and graduates, and therefore likely Trump supporters. Meanwhile, the idiot Lyin’ Ted Cruz totally blew it yesterday trying to pander to Indiana’s love of basketball and the movie Hoosiers. Continue reading