Is this AT&T Online Helper a Real Person, or Nah?

Turing Test

Bear with me on this blog because it is a little geeky.  If you aren’t into that, well, there’s the door.  Either way, I’ll make it up to you with my next blog, which will also be kinda geeky, but will also be a premiere blog with pictures of hot blonde smokes.  And I’m not one to promise a blog and then fail to deliver, unlike some people who shall remain nameless, unless his name is Mongo.

Anyway, I got into a situation today where I had to administer a real life Turing Test to determine if I was talking to a real person or a computer AI.  Still not sure.  Damn computers. Continue reading

Escalator 1, Jesus 0

This has got to be the worst day for Jesus ever, am I right?  Well, second worst day at least. I assume that this is a real Jesus.  He looks like Jesus, with the robes, the Jesus beard and a damn nice flow.  Plus he is carrying a cross, and who else carries a cross around?  No one, that’s who.  And I certainly can’t disprove this guy is the son of God and died 2000 years ago for all of us sinners.  So he must be Jesus.  But Christ, he is having a shitty day.  So proud of that cross, even though that may be worst cross ever.  You couldn’t crucify anyone on that thing except for maybe a little baby.  And everyone is laughing at him.  People are supposed to be wailing and getting healed and shit, not laughing.  Just a really bad day for Jesus today.  Amen. 

I Know Who I’m Voting for Governor of Arizona and It Is Mr. Noah Dyer

arizona-governor

So how about this fucking guy!  Mr. Noah Dyer is running for governor of Arizona.  And Mr. Noah Dyer will not let any scandal or controversy get in his way!  In fact, future Governor Noah has an entire page of his website devoted to his “Scandal and Controversy.”  Gotta respect that.  Actually, if I have ever respected anything more than that I can’t think of it.  Just getting right out in front of the “enemy of the people” fake news media who would try to bring him down for basically living life, banging married chicks and making sex videos that are already out there on the internets anyway. Continue reading

Must Watch – Oscar VFX Winners from 1927-2016

Just bringing this to your attention, but you will not regret watching clips from each of the special effects Oscar winners through the years.  Not a premiere blog by any means, but kinda fun when you have a spare 11 minutes.  Puts it all in perspective over time.  And, after watching this, I say the movies were not actually realistic, where you could not tell the difference between reality and fake news, until about the early 2000’s.  Hey, watch and decide for yourself.

But then they get to the last few years?  WTF?  Never even heard of those movies.  Everything is realistic, so anyone can win. Probably won because they had an alliance or something.

The Protests Against Me Protesting the Planned Parenthood Protesters are Unconstitutional

bill-of-rights

As previously reported here, I spent the morning protesting against the protesters at Planned Parenthood, and by “spent the morning” I mean I walked by and told them that god isn’t real and that they just made him up to make themselves feel better.  Since my lawful protest of the protesters, I have been subjected to endless harassment and criticism in my own home, including allegations that I am intolerant and a bigot, that my camera skills suck ass, that I wear a “uniform” consisting of “mom jeans” and Adidas, and that I was unfairly “harassing peaceful ,God fearing Christians.”  This harassment and criticism OF ME, which is clearly unconstitutional, must be abated forthwith.   Continue reading

The Magic Ipod is Awesome, You Guys

the-magic-ipod

You guys gotta hear this!!  Check out themagicipod.com.  You will not regret it.  Basically you can combine, or “mashup”, a rap song and a pop song from the 2000’s to make a whole new song!  If you do the math, and I have, you can create a couple hundred or so combinations from songs you already know and like, but alas, each combo is a whole new song.  What a great way to “Keep Going,” as IJ advised in his famous one-and-done manifesto of the same name.  

I am all in on the The Magic Ipod and will be enjoying it as long as it is available, which likely won’t be long, because this is copyright infringement of the first order of magnitude.  So enjoy it while you can before someone ruins the fun like they always do.