In case you hadn’t noticed, the two leading Republican candidates for president are in a Twitter war concerning how hot their wives are. First off, no way Lyin’ Ted wins that battle, and that’s just a fact. Lyin’ Ted knows that, so he’s being a little bitch and taking the passive aggressive route, claiming that Trump is a “sniveling coward” for attacking his wife. Absolutely fascinating, and just the latest craziness as the Republican party self destructs. Continue reading
The “Bush Did 9/11” thing probably peaked last year, but it is still hot on the streets with the young kids. Kids try to drop this line on unsuspecting adults, kind as of an inside joke for their generation. We can’t stand for that. Gotta stay woke, you guys. Continue reading
Here’s a 2007 video tribute to Noodle, the man formally known as Mr. Hair Gel Overgeller. I joke about stuff going viral, but this one actually sort of went viral, at least by 2007 standards. Noodle reported that guys from his company found it and showed it at a national sales conference. On Youtube, it got 10,000 views. That was kind of a big deal back then. Whatever, right. Continue reading
If you are looking for proof that 9 and 10 year old boys are gullible little idiots, then look no further than this video. You can basically tell them anything, make up any kind of fanciful tale in the world, and they will believe it. If you are coaching them in Mustang baseball, and want to win, you have to take advantage of this fact, which we did. Continue reading
“Viral Alert” is a new feature I just invented to alert our loyal readers (both of you) when something is going viral on the Internets. Although I don’t really keep up on fashion, or the latest music, or whatever is “cool” at the moment, I do check Twitter every five minutes or so. I thought I would perform a public service for you degenerate gambling alcoholic golfers and let you know when something is hot on the streets, and by “streets” I mean the Internets. You’re welcome. Continue reading
If I’m going to post some videos from the archives, I have to start with this one. The Viva Las Vegas video was the first video I made. Of course, no one else was making videos in 1990. I was way ahead of my time with the technology to make this video, if we are being honest with one another. But I’ll come back to that. First the story behind Viva Las Vegas. Continue reading
Dug into the video archives today to start a new feature that I will call “Video Archives” because they are videos from the archives. Simple enough. No need to overthink it.
So the kids put this together for me on Father’s Day 2012. Pretty solid work, if we are being honest with one another. I keep trying to get them to do a new one because I come up with new funny shit all the time, and there would be no shortage of material, that’s for sure. Well, Father’s Day is coming up soon, and you know what is on my list.
DO YOU SEE IT??? Right there in front of our eyes on Supertramp’s “Breakfast In America” album, and has been for most of our lives! While we were Taking the Long Way Home again, and singing along to the Logical Song and Goodbye Stranger, Supertramp knew of the 9-11 attacks 22 years in advance!! Continue reading
So here’s another daily entry for the award winning, internationally acclaimed feature that we call Blonde Tracks, because they are music tracks by blondes. Deal with it. We use this feature to get through the universally recognized worst time of the year, the time after the Super Bowl and before the ice on the sidewalk thaws out so you can go outside and throw a ball around without the risk of a slip and fall where you crack your head open on the pavement. If you held a gun to my head and demanded that that I name a worse time of year, you better have the nutsack to pull the trigger, because I couldn’t name one. Continue reading
Monkey With A Gun 