The shitshow that is the Republican primary race definitely escalated after my last blog on the subject. See here. A day or so after Trump tweeted the picture comparing his smoking hot wife to Cruz’s decent looking wife, the National Enquirer came out with an expose on Ted Cruz’s five mistresses. Cruz blamed Trump, and then everything went nuts over the weekend. Good times! So many ways to go with this story, but here’s my hot take. Ted Cruz is a dork who doesn’t know the first goddamn thing about nicknames.
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Bro Stuff
Just Run the Damn Race. Jeesh.
Two police officers in Atlanta were arrested last week when they got in a fight, and one of them pulled a gun, over who would be faster in a foot race. I’ve had this exact same argument many times with 9, 10 and 11 year old boys and, for the record, was never beaten in the race to the outfield fence and back to the dugout. I stopped doing that when they turned 12, though, and not because a couple of them might have been faster than me by then. No, I stopped because having foot races with other guys is childish and at some point in your 40’s you have to start acting like it. Plus you might take a header into the pavement, and how would you explain that. Continue reading
Video Archives – Mr. Hair Gel Overgeller
Here’s a 2007 video tribute to Noodle, the man formally known as Mr. Hair Gel Overgeller. I joke about stuff going viral, but this one actually sort of went viral, at least by 2007 standards. Noodle reported that guys from his company found it and showed it at a national sales conference. On Youtube, it got 10,000 views. That was kind of a big deal back then. Whatever, right. Continue reading
Video Archives – Triton Unveiling
If you are looking for proof that 9 and 10 year old boys are gullible little idiots, then look no further than this video. You can basically tell them anything, make up any kind of fanciful tale in the world, and they will believe it. If you are coaching them in Mustang baseball, and want to win, you have to take advantage of this fact, which we did. Continue reading
Video Archives – Viva Las Vegas
If I’m going to post some videos from the archives, I have to start with this one. The Viva Las Vegas video was the first video I made. Of course, no one else was making videos in 1990. I was way ahead of my time with the technology to make this video, if we are being honest with one another. But I’ll come back to that. First the story behind Viva Las Vegas. Continue reading
Video Archives – Sh*t Our Dad Says
Dug into the video archives today to start a new feature that I will call “Video Archives” because they are videos from the archives. Simple enough. No need to overthink it.
So the kids put this together for me on Father’s Day 2012. Pretty solid work, if we are being honest with one another. I keep trying to get them to do a new one because I come up with new funny shit all the time, and there would be no shortage of material, that’s for sure. Well, Father’s Day is coming up soon, and you know what is on my list.
The New Game of Thrones Trailer for Season 6 is Pretty Cool, I Guess
The 2016 Minnesota High School Hockey Hair Awards just dropped, you guys
Less than twelve hours after I provided advance notice, that dude up in Minnesota has dropped his 2016 Minnesota High School Hockey Hair Awards. The video is 8 minutes of hilarity, per usual. Some great Minnesota stuff too this year, like butter sculptures and a restaurant with all you can drink milk. Definitely above average, like all the kids in Minnesota. Continue reading
Minnesota Hockey Hair
I am blogging this topic for one reason and one reason only, and that is to get the drop on SeaDick. In the next few days, some dude up in Minnesota will drop a video that he will call the 2016 Minnesota State High School All Hockey Hair Team. It will be hilarious, and strange, and it will come close to breaking the internets. Continue reading
Daughter or Date?
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We have a new family game that, if I had to predict, might go viral and take down the internets. The new game is called Daughter or Date?
The way Daughter or Date? is played is whenever you are out in public and see an old guy and a young girl, you have to try and guess if the girl is the guy’s daughter, or the guy’s date. You look for clues one way or the other, and it is not uncommon to take a secret photo and then send it around the family string to get everyone’s opinion. Epic new game, with lots of strategery involved. Continue reading
Monkey With A Gun 