So Seadick texted the above graph on The String this morning, with the caption “Pipes, holy fook.” I’m not worried. Not in the slightest. Continue reading
WWMD – Cubs v. Cardinals, Mon. May 23
Joe definitely mixed things up yesterday with Rizzo batting second and Ceasar in the lineup. What will he do today with the Cubs traveling to St. Louis and Lackey on the mound. Well, he better do something because the Cubs have lost two in a row. Continue reading
Viral Alert – Chewbacca Lady
This might be the dumbest thing to ever set the Internet on fire. Yes, even dumber than Dat Boi.* Well, whatever, I took an oath to let you guys know when something was going viral, and this video is definitely going viral. What a world. Continue reading
WWMD – Cubs v. Giants, Sun. May 22
WASHINGTON, DC – JUNE 05: Manager Joe Maddon #70 of the Chicago Cubs looks on before a baseball game against the Washington Nationals at Nationals Park on June 5, 2015 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Mitchell Layton/Getty Images)
First off, thanks to Seadick for stepping in and getting the WWMD posted the last several games. I’ve been slacking off lately on the blogging, but making a comeback this weekend. But there is no “I” in blogging, and that’s what teammates are for.
Anyway, what the hell is Joe going to do today? How will he break the Cubs’ slump? (And by slump I mean they lost last night.) Looks like Heyward will be out for 3-5 games, so the lineup is anyone’s guess. Oh well, give it your best shot.
Speaking of Heyward, did you see that catch? Ridiculous.
Video Archives – Cats in the Cradle
Video Archives – Fireworks
Maybe not the smartest thing I’ve ever done.
Prince was AWOL from USA for Africa
I’ve waited long enough to point out this obvious fact. Yes, Prince was a legend, had some epic tunes, gave us one of the defining albums of the 80’s and died WAY too young. But let’s be honest. Prince wasn’t there when America needed him most. Continue reading
WWMD – Cubs v. Giants, Sat May 21
Let’s get Moe some run support today.
Wiffle Ball is Fun, But GMAFB
Ran across this on the Internets today and got so pissed off I couldn’t see straight. Can a professional baseball player hit one of the “best” wiffle ball pitchers? Really? Give me a fucking break. This is so fucking stupid, I don’t even know where to begin. Continue reading
WWMD – Cubs v. Giants, Fri. May 20
Either Pipes’ ADHD has kicked in or he has conceded that he will never figure out what is inside Joe’s head as he has apparently abdicated the responsibility to publish the WWMD posts. Never fear intrepid gambler, I am here to help. You know what to do.
Monkey With A Gun 