So Seadick texted the above graph on The String this morning, with the caption “Pipes, holy fook.” I’m not worried. Not in the slightest. Continue reading
Politics
Lyin’ Ted Cruz Thinks a Basketball Rim is Called a “Ring”
Indiana is shaping up to be a key state in the Republican primary this year. Trump can pretty much finish off Lyin’ Ted Cruz next Tuesday with a win in Indiana, so both candidates are hitting Indiana hard this week. Trump is coming to Indiana today to receive the endorsement of Bobby Knight, which is an absolutely brilliant move because the dumbest people in Indiana are IU fans and graduates, and therefore likely Trump supporters. Meanwhile, the idiot Lyin’ Ted Cruz totally blew it yesterday trying to pander to Indiana’s love of basketball and the movie Hoosiers. Continue reading
Ted Cruz Doesn’t Know the First Goddamn Thing About Nicknames, is a Dork
The shitshow that is the Republican primary race definitely escalated after my last blog on the subject. See here. A day or so after Trump tweeted the picture comparing his smoking hot wife to Cruz’s decent looking wife, the National Enquirer came out with an expose on Ted Cruz’s five mistresses. Cruz blamed Trump, and then everything went nuts over the weekend. Good times! So many ways to go with this story, but here’s my hot take. Ted Cruz is a dork who doesn’t know the first goddamn thing about nicknames.
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The Leading Republican Candidates for President are in a Twitter War Over Who Has the Hottest Wife, and my Money is on Trump
In case you hadn’t noticed, the two leading Republican candidates for president are in a Twitter war concerning how hot their wives are. First off, no way Lyin’ Ted wins that battle, and that’s just a fact. Lyin’ Ted knows that, so he’s being a little bitch and taking the passive aggressive route, claiming that Trump is a “sniveling coward” for attacking his wife. Absolutely fascinating, and just the latest craziness as the Republican party self destructs. Continue reading
Viral Alert – #bushdid911
The “Bush Did 9/11” thing probably peaked last year, but it is still hot on the streets with the young kids. Kids try to drop this line on unsuspecting adults, kind as of an inside joke for their generation. We can’t stand for that. Gotta stay woke, you guys. Continue reading
Supertramp Knew About 9-11 in 1979 and Didn’t Do a Goddamn Thing About It Except Leave a Clue on the Breakfast In America Album Cover
DO YOU SEE IT??? Right there in front of our eyes on Supertramp’s “Breakfast In America” album, and has been for most of our lives! While we were Taking the Long Way Home again, and singing along to the Logical Song and Goodbye Stranger, Supertramp knew of the 9-11 attacks 22 years in advance!! Continue reading
Justice Clarence Thomas Got Woke
In case you missed it in all the other political excitement this week, Justice Clarence Thomas asked a question of a lawyer during oral argument at the Supreme Court this week. Thomas’ questioning was a big deal because he had not asked a question during oral argument in TEN YEARS. What inspired him to speak up? The answer to that question shows exactly where we are on gun rights, and why the current fight for the next Supreme Court justice is so important. Continue reading
Super Tuesday Gambling Results
Like me, SeaDick is an astute follower of the political scene, as you can probably tell if you read this blog. Where I lean a little to the left, SeaDick leans a little to the right. He denies he is a Republican, and who wouldn’t deny being a Republican with the shitshow that they are putting on these days. Instead, SeaDick says he is “socially liberal, fiscally conservative,” which probably means he doesn’t hate the gays and the Muslims, but is selfish with his tax dollars. I call that the reasonable wing of the Republican party, because their position at least makes sense. Although heartless and cruel, they are at least intellectually respectable in my book, and tend to deal in facts, at least until you mention climate change. Continue reading
Point/Counterpoint
In an effort to share our collective wisdom, Pipes and I are going to start a live stream of political discourse. If you haven’t figured it out yet, Pipes is, how do I describe it? A little left of center? Yeah, that’s it. Maybe I should just say that he’s a Hillary fanboy. As for myself, I like to describe myself as socially liberal, fiscally conservative. Not quite a Libertarian, but whatever floats your boat is okay with me as long as it doesn’t sink mine. I’m sure Pipes will have a different way of describing that, but I started the post, so I get first shot.
Here’s the first point of discussion that we started elsewhere, but still needs some fleshing out:
Who is more deluded, those supporting the Narcissist (I refuse to use that loser’s name) or those following Bernie?
Pipes, you ignorant slut, you can start. Continue reading
The Pope Declared that Trump is NOT a Christian So THAT Settles THAT
Pope Francis just declared that Donald Trump is NOT a Christian, so end of discussion on that topic, right? Continue reading
Monkey With A Gun 